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I am Crovax Windgrace, the Ascending Evincar of Rath. I entertain myself by making you and your allies suffer, only to feast on your soul to become even stronger later. Do not hesitate on asking me about my many victories and accomplishments, but do not ask about my past or you will suffer for eternity with my endless powers of Phyrexia and the undead.

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Anonymous asked
Crovax, should I put my four year old in daycare and get a job or keep him home with me while my wife works until he starts kindergarten next year? Please help me oh wise and powerful Crovax.

Huh, this isn’t the type of question I normally get, but I can still help you. Now, those two options will not ensure that your child join Phyrexia, so I advise you to do indeed take him to daycare, but not the normal daycare you have in mind, a new daycare, I can introduce you to the owner, Sheoldred. I hear she’s very nice with children and she will ensure your child’s eventual allegiance to Phyrexia.

askvaultskirge asked
Sorry, meant "Who" in that last question.

What do you mean “who am I”, Have you not heard of me? Of my great power back in good Old Phyrexia? I was the Evincar. You should study more.

askvaultskirge asked
Whoa are you? o/\/\ o

Are you…..??? Please expand your question further.

adrianmalacoda asked
How does it feel knowing you'll never measure up to Volrath?

Nothing, because I will.

askoldjin-gitaxias asked
So much for "Blood is foul, the flesh dross. My ascendence thirsts for life itself," eh?

I did not understand your question, Jin. I invite you to rephrase it.

Anonymous asked
Do you like bacon?

No, bacon is for weak minded souls, besides, we have much better things and food than that here in Phyrexia, such as fresh flesh from a human, nothing compares to that.

Anonymous asked
y u so mad tho?

I am mad because the inferior beings underestimate my power.

Anonymous asked
Where's the beef?

Ah, yes. The beef you ask for. Yes very well, I have the beef. To get it you must first defeat me. And it will not be an easy task, but I assure you, the beef is worth it

It seems as people are underestimating my power. Do you not realize my power back then when I had the power of Old Phyrexia? Being reborn with the power of New Phyrexia has increased my powers greatly. Do not underestimate one with the power of New Phyrexia. All will be one.

askurza asked
Why do you think you're dangerous? I made you, literally, and Gerrad un-made you. Even Yawgmoth saw fit to let you go. All of us are here now so what can you do?

As I told my fellow Phyrexian, my own angel took my soul to another plane and now after many years, I am back, more powerful, with the power of Phyrexia, even stronger than you. Do not forget my previous power, comparable to yours. With this new power, I am mightier and a lot more powerful. At the end, we could all see how Yawgmouth could not handle the power, this is a new power, a New Phyrexia. All will be one