I am Crovax Windgrace, the Ascending Evincar of Rath. I entertain myself by making you and your allies suffer, only to feast on your soul to become even stronger later. Do not hesitate on asking me about my many victories and accomplishments, but do not ask about my past or you will suffer for eternity with my endless powers of Phyrexia and the undead.
Well, I’m not currently really thinking about dating… Although I gotta say, being this evil does bring on some loneliness… I will most certainly consider this offer and perhaps someday I shall sign up.
I don’t know, Chandra. You tell me.
Yes, it is indeed very sad. People aren’t much interested in the ultimate evil/power/good/anything these days…
Huh, this isn’t the type of question I normally get, but I can still help you. Now, those two options will not ensure that your child join Phyrexia, so I advise you to do indeed take him to daycare, but not the normal daycare you have in mind, a new daycare, I can introduce you to the owner, Sheoldred. I hear she’s very nice with children and she will ensure your child’s eventual allegiance to Phyrexia.
What do you mean “who am I”, Have you not heard of me? Of my great power back in good Old Phyrexia? I was the Evincar. You should study more.
Are you…..??? Please expand your question further.
Nothing, because I will.
I did not understand your question, Jin. I invite you to rephrase it.
No, bacon is for weak minded souls, besides, we have much better things and food than that here in Phyrexia, such as fresh flesh from a human, nothing compares to that.