I am Crovax Windgrace, the Ascending Evincar of Rath. I entertain myself by making you and your allies suffer, only to feast on your soul to become even stronger later. Do not hesitate on asking me about my many victories and accomplishments, but do not ask about my past or you will suffer for eternity with my endless powers of Phyrexia and the undead.

 

askteysa asked
An associate of mine informs me that you have a rather specific "type." Are you aware that the Church of Deals operates an elite, discrete dating service? As a successful Envicar, I have no doubt that you can afford it, nor that you'll be disappointed with whom you meet through us.

Well, I’m not currently really thinking about dating… Although I gotta say, being this evil does bring on some loneliness… I will most certainly consider this offer and perhaps someday I shall sign up.

Anonymous asked
Why are you such a jerk?

I don’t know, Chandra. You tell me.

askanimar-soulofelements-deacti asked
Its sad how none of these types of Tumblrs are getting questions, isn't it?

Yes, it is indeed very sad. People aren’t much interested in the ultimate evil/power/good/anything these days…

Anonymous asked
Are you still around?

Most certainly.

Anonymous asked
Crovax, should I put my four year old in daycare and get a job or keep him home with me while my wife works until he starts kindergarten next year? Please help me oh wise and powerful Crovax.

Huh, this isn’t the type of question I normally get, but I can still help you. Now, those two options will not ensure that your child join Phyrexia, so I advise you to do indeed take him to daycare, but not the normal daycare you have in mind, a new daycare, I can introduce you to the owner, Sheoldred. I hear she’s very nice with children and she will ensure your child’s eventual allegiance to Phyrexia.

askvaultskirge asked
Sorry, meant "Who" in that last question.

What do you mean “who am I”, Have you not heard of me? Of my great power back in good Old Phyrexia? I was the Evincar. You should study more.

askvaultskirge asked
Whoa are you? o/\/\ o

Are you…..??? Please expand your question further.

adrianmalacoda asked
How does it feel knowing you'll never measure up to Volrath?

Nothing, because I will.

askoldjin-gitaxias asked
So much for "Blood is foul, the flesh dross. My ascendence thirsts for life itself," eh?

I did not understand your question, Jin. I invite you to rephrase it.

Anonymous asked
Do you like bacon?

No, bacon is for weak minded souls, besides, we have much better things and food than that here in Phyrexia, such as fresh flesh from a human, nothing compares to that.